February 2012
6 posts
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Faces of men I would love to stare at for hours:
littlexlopes:
-Michael Fassbender
-Charlie Day
-Harrison Ford
-Hugh Jackman
-Eli Roth
-Henry Rollins
-David Tennant
-Ewan Mcgregor
-Colin Ferrel
-CM Punk
that first one doesn’t sound familiar…and i don’t understand the appeal of Mr Tennant but hey
-ADRIEN BRODY
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ACB tickets don’t go on sale until the 14th.
finally, a Valentine’s day I can look forward to.
January 2012
5 posts
We have a new puppy
Why does my mom keep bringing home animals? am I not enough or something?
What a ripoff man this kitten I got isn’t doing ANYTHING cool that I know kittens all over the internet are doing.
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December 2011
3 posts
since when is being a mom considered a hobby/interest?
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After four and a half hours of supervising kids ages 5-9 doing their homework (one needed help with fractions, another wanted my undivided attention when she had to read her library book aloud, another was sitting quietly in the corner and I was fine with that… until i realized he wasn’t even doing his actual homework, but instead copying the text of a comic book word-for-word), and...
November 2011
14 posts
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: cause its a bittersweet symphony this lifffe
Stranger: mean
You: tryina make ends meet youre a slave to money then you dieeee
You: i’ll take you down the only road i’ve ever been down
Stranger: male or female
You: you know the ones that take you the places where all the veins meet yeah
Stranger: ur...
iamnotpictureperfect replied to your post: what is the opposite of a sunroom because that’s…
A freezer…?
who let you back in the house.
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what is the opposite of a sunroom because that’s what this is right now.
christmas cards!
if you would like for me to personally scrawl on the inside of one and send it to you, i would be more than happy to. stick your addresses in my askhole.
holy shit, life. way to fucking suck.
for 15 minutes on omegle I opened up with “hello, my name is adriana”
everyone
disconnected
hell is a place where i am forced to eat sweet...
adriana says:
and then Scooter called around
and was all like "whoooooo" when he heard the price
and he told the other guys to fan me. give me air.
kristine ... says:
ah fuck
that doesnt sound great
are you going to tell me how much?
adriana says:
no
kristine ... says:
yes
tell me
I'm really sorry your car keeps fucking up
adriana terrazas says:
215
kristine ... says:
oh thats nothing compared to all the other stuff is it?
adriana terrazas says:
~broke for life~
kristine ... says:
better than thug for life
adriana terrazas says:
nah just more icing on my cake of despair
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so. now i have three messages on tumblr from boys who like to post pics of their man bits on the internet. score?
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Stranger: wanna have skype sex
You: what is that? yes.
Yesterday someone actually told me my life was...
omgstephanie:
Actually, last I checked, I had a pretty fucking awesome job. It’s probably the only thing I LIKE about my life right now. Unfortunately my season doesn’t start back up again until March… so yeah, I guess maybe right now my life IS “sad” because I don’t want to be home and I’d rather be on my boat. But I don’t think I’m necessarily in need of a “better job”. I have a pretty fucking...
October 2011
45 posts
peachesandweens:
whenever you guys post pictures of yourselves I like to look past your faces and find neat things in your houses
This is all I ever do. Except it also extends into real life, when someone is standing in front of me…talking to me.
iamnotpictureperfect:
Read More
SAY IT TO MY FACE
alohisha replied to your post: also, you can be 100 percent sure i read every…
ohgod. you know the horrors of me and omegle.
mang, your chats are ridiculous, omegle or not. love em.
also, you can be 100 percent sure i read every single one of every single person i follow’s read more posts. those are my favorite to read.
why the fuck do you guys post so much about whether or not people read your read mores.
The McRib is Back and Grosser Than Ever!
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the real question is, if your kid is dumb enough to wander off into woods filled with ravenous zombies, do you even *want* her back?
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realizing that every time someone looked over my shoulder at the screen today, I was looking at pictures of whales.
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I’m beginning to think no one in this house actually cares when I yell that i need help getting the cookie crumbs out of my hair when i finish eating.
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jokingly google “how many kids does Guy Fieri have?”
he has two
one is named Hunter
one is named Ryder
two kids
guy fieri
two
TWO
HUNTER
RYDER
HUNTER
RYDER
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Ostkaka - Swedish cheesecake
fuckyeaheuropeanfood:
forgive me father for i have reblogged food.
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I just want a mom who will keep only butter in the little plastic tubs she buys butter in.
I do not want salsa on my toast
I do not want peppers on my toast
I do not want beans on my toast
I do not want whatever the hell that red stuff is that makes my eyes water on my toast
My Book
ryanpurtill:
In my free time, I have been writing a book. Here is a little taste of it. PS. if you work in the publishing industry and want to sign me and give me an advance (preferably in USD but Dunkaroos and other food stuffs work too) please let me know:
About the Author
For years Ryan pronounced the word “Faux” as “Fox”. Which doesn’t sound like that big of a deal until you step into a...
peachesandweens:
do you think if I wrote a letter to the Starting Line saying that I will literally kill myself if they don’t put out another album and tour on this side of the country they will do it
best thing you have ever said in the history of anything ever.
