December 2010
51 posts
Dec 31st
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Some will die in hot pursuit In fiery auto crashes Some will die in hot pursuit While sifting through my ashes Some will fall in love with life And drink it from a fountain That is pouring like an avalanche Coming down the mountain
Dec 29th
-ducksflytogether-deactivated20 asked: WELL.
since i just got a lot of money for christmas... I HAVE MONEY. ;D
Dec 29th
Dec 29th
I forgot christmas time means a lot of dudes proposing to their ladies. Another friend engaged. Good for them, good for them. Anyway, gotta go lock my cat in my room with me so it’ll be forced to sleep in there. My1truluv.
Dec 27th
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Dec 26th
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-ducksflytogether-deactivated20 asked: I JUST NEED MONEY</3
Dec 26th
Another sign i'm getting old
My 14 year old cousin brought over her boyfriend. Dude looked at least 17. And i think i was the only one who felt creeped out just looking at them. WTF GIRL I REMEMBER WHEN YOU USED TO HAVE BLADDER CONTROL ISSUES AND PEED PRETTY MUCH ANYWHERE. My little sister was the only one who laughed at my pedophilia jokes.
Dec 26th
Sharing a room with my cousins and then some was just not ideal. I was the only one who wanted to sleep. Everyone one else was all “Are you sleeping?” Whispering Giggling “Guys, i’m sorry if i snore” Sneaking to the kitchen Fake fart noises
Dec 26th
Dec 24th
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-ducksflytogether-deactivated20 asked: COMING TO NASHVILLE ASAP.
Dec 24th
Dec 24th
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Dec 22nd
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Man, that Winnie the Pooh sure is sweet, huh.
Dec 22nd
“Nothing quieter than snow. The sky screams to deliver it, a hundred banshees flying on the edge of the blizzard. But once the snow covers the ground, it hushes as still as my heart.”
Dec 22nd
Dec 20th
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“I wish you had facebook.”
– What does my eight year old nephew know about fuckin facebook
Dec 20th
When people add an unnecessary "s" to the end of a...
-mattwho: Like, “omgs, loves ya, i’m so boreds, etc.” You know what would be cuter? Your blood splattered all over the pavement.
Dec 19th
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I cannot believe you showed up in that reccommended blogs section. You are such a tooooooooool.
Dec 18th
Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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I crack my teeth on pearls
Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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“I opened up a container of yogurt, and under the lid it said ‘Please Try Again.’...”
– Mitch Hedberg
Dec 16th
Ohhelppp
twentybeloww: beretandpancake: twentybeloww: How do you talk to a cute boy when you’re very shy :O it helps if you’re already awesome. which you are. did you know i love you <3 just come vist Nashville already geeeez. 
Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 13th
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Stuck in this snow. We’re so ill prepared for it, it’s almost hilarious. Staying at a friend’s house. Watching the walking dead and ordered dominoes so we wouldn’t have to be the ones to drive in the icky snow. We’re kind of assholes.
Dec 13th
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Dec 11th
I smell chocolate all up in my room but oh my GOD i cannot find it. What do i do!
Dec 10th
Ohhelppp
twentybeloww: How do you talk to a cute boy when you’re very shy :O it helps if you’re already awesome. which you are.
Dec 9th
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Dec 8th
My hands are freezing. And i’m so broke at the moment, because that’s what i get for helping too many people out at the same time. I don’t know how i happened across this Butterfinger, but it’s tasty. I get paid tomorrow. Hurry up hurry up hurry UP.
Dec 8th
Please vote for Josh and I to win a trip to...
zess: Go here to vote :) If all of my lovely followers voted, we’d pretty much get in the top 15. And if a few of you reblogged and got YOUR followers to vote… Well, that sure would be super and amazing and I would love you all <3 i may or may not have tried to vote more than once.
Dec 8th
I wonder if I am actually retarded.
Dec 4th
Dec 4th
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Dec 3rd
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Dec 3rd
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Dec 2nd
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Dec 2nd
I smell like pine sol and bleach. fellas?
Dec 1st
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Dec 1st
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Dec 1st