January 2011
62 posts
At work
Kristine: psh fuck Charlotte
Adriana: yeah
Kristine: fuck her AND her tinted glasses
Adriana: oh god
Kristine: you know what i’m talking about!
Adriana: yeah haahaaa
Kristine: they’re always fucking sort of tinted! Like transitions lenses that never quite make it.
No, YOU look dumb trying to eat yogurt with a fork.
Whenever i see those “for the next hour i will answer any question honestly, funny/weird/tmi/creepy/hater/anon/random any question at all ask awaaayyy” i’m like
…so, it’s pretty much like the other 23 hours in your day? because let’s face it since you’re begging for questions in the first place chances are you’ll answer anything.
-ducksflytogether-deactivated20 asked: http://phorum.nettwerk.com/silverstein/index.php
your account is still working. SO.
your account is still working. SO.
-ducksflytogether-deactivated20 asked: OK I WANNA GET BACK ON THE BOARD. JOIN ME?
Women be shoppin'
That awkward moment when you delete contacts from your phone because you never talk to them anyway but they occasionally send you retarded forwards or “funny” pictures and one night at 3 a.m. you get a picture message from someone you don’t know because you deleted them but anyway the message tone woke you up and you open it and it’s this gif of a girl getting the almighty...
Just heard this is like one of the “snowiest” (is that a word? Good job national weather service) winters this state has had. Just looked out the window for the first time today and it fucking snowed. Again. Glad i didn’t have to go to work today. But still. Gtfo.
Dear 'stein message board people
zess:
beretandpancake:
I should probably stop thinking of you all as that, considering it’s been a while. But i can’t help it! It’s how i met you. And you’re all so awesome. Aw awwww.
I will never stop referring to ya’ll as ‘stein message board-ers! I kinda can’t believe that so many of us are still in touch. Although I kinda can, because we’re all awesome.
it IS kind of unbelievable. no...
Dear 'stein message board people
I should probably stop thinking of you all as that, considering it’s been a while. But i can’t help it! It’s how i met you. And you’re all so awesome. Aw awwww.
Seriously why did it take so long to get onto Taco Bell and their beef-inspired substance.
Last night i had a dream i was hot. i was SO creeped out and disturbed by the whole thing. oh and i looked at myself in the mirror, i noticed i was wearing glitter. ohohoho no i’ll stay ugly, thanks.
☣Silencio☣: Reblog if you're against Animal... →
superherojuice:
sirena-absurdia:
every single person should fucking reblog this. if not, you’re a disgusting person.
Okay, well, first off yes, I am against animal cruelty. But that’s not why I am reblogging this. I’m reblogging in regards little bloop someone added, and to address my general distaste for the phrase “Reblog if…” being resent in the title of a post.
Seriously, if I don’t...
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I know what lies beneath, I’ve seen the flash of teeth. Conspiring with the reef to sink our ship. The wind’s a cheating wife, her tongue a thirsty knife. And she could take your life with one good kiss. Can you see the sky turn red? As morning’s light breaks over me, know tonight we’ll make our bed at the bottom of the sea. I know the ocean speaks, I’ve heard her...
25 songs
fuckyeahbayside:
jewfro:
January 21st 2011.
That’s all I can say about that.
(LSS)
If you slept on getting tickets, now you can really shit on yourself.
25 fucking songs!
Hope you all got your tickets. This show is going to be worth all of the hype.
not that i could have ever gone, but UGH.
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Oh so THAT’S what they mean by “facebook official.”
epictruths asked: thanks for the follow!
Tell me all about yourself. :)
Tell me all about yourself. :)
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In high school, i was told that the reason I, along with the other people nominated, didn’t win “most talented” was because my peers thought it’d be funny to all vote for this huge ho-bag who indeed had many “talents.” All of the dick-sucking variety.
I was at the bank today
and someone called me a
gulp
a lady. not a girl. not even a young lady. a damn lady. like i’m 35 or someshit. it’s cool, i didn’t faint or anything. and i stuck my tongue out at the little brat as i left.
Anonymous asked: ARE YOU A VIRGIN?
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Well i wish that i was as good as you
Caring and trusting.
And i wish that my condition was new
My eye’s so twitchy i think there’s something wrong with it.
oh my GOD my cat was falling asleep sitting up. my cat was falling asleep sitting up. head drooping, body swaying, twitching, everything.
i am still laughing.
Hate when my mom leaves random utensils like knives by the sink because i’m just dumb enough to pick one up and use it without wondering what it was used for before.
And jalapeño oranges are no good.
Abbreviations that i think are worse than “o” or “k”
Are “yw” and “ty.” makes my eye twitch. Yeah, i get it. You’re lazy and/or too busy answering the dozens of other messages you’re getting every minute.
It’s almost as annoying as seeing 143 instead of I love you.
I’d really rather not get a reply at all.
When my mom asks me if i have a booyyyyfraaaaand. Ooooooh.
I don’t think she understands why i avoid her.
Jacob: i think you would care if i wore nothing but track suits.
Do people still call them “wiimotes”
Because that is really annoying.
Omy gahhh i just drank so much milk. And now i have the hiccups. Why do bad things only happen to me oh god why
killingt1me asked: Yessssss and I hate it so incredibly much