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sext: babe im gonna kiss every inch of your body, except rap and country
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MY MOM JUST ASKED ME WHAT I WAS GETTING HER FOR MOTHER’S DAY AND I SAID NOT A GRANDCHILD I’LL LEAVE THAT TO MY SISTERS neither of us laughed.
hey cat. I love you but i’m not IN love with you okay. YOU’RE in love with you.
ARE THOSE BREASTS
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zess:
It drives me absolutely nuts that people just can’t be straight up and honest. And it annoys me that honesty is rewarded when it should just be the status quo. Y’know, like how when people plead guilty in court, they get rewarded with shorter sentences? But it’s like, you did that crime - just because you can admit it doesn’t mean you should be patted on the back. If you did something, you should just admit to it. Argh.
Anyway, liars and cowards suck.
this is what i think most days. 100%
That awkward moment you’re listening to a band for the first time and you’re like “Hey, I could get into this.” and then the singer comes in and it’s just like “Oh, oh no. Don’t do that.”
coheed and cambria
I plan on not sitting on the toilet/getting in the shower/doing whatever the hell I went in there for and instead getting the fuck out of bathroom.
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Bring me all of the baby foxes.
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Of course, cat. Of course you want to nuzzle my hands after I just finished painting my nails.
so you know guy fieri right
this dude on food network
WELL, I HAVE A STORY.
my aunt lived in the same apartment complex with him, same hallway even, when they were younger.
he was like three or something and she was maybe ten?
but anyway
he pooped in the middle of the hallway
literally pulled his pants down and just took a shit right there
and my aunt saw it and ran to tell his mom or her mom or something
but guy saw her running to tell, and so went into my aunt’s apartment since she left the door open and got her dog to come out in the hallway
and by the time my aunt had a parent up there, her dog was sitting in the hallway next to the shit, and guy blamed it on the dog
and they believed him
so to this day
whenever i see a picture of him
i say out loud “i don’t watch his show, he shits on floors and blames it on puppies”
This dude.
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hippo table. would buy.
would steal.
i wonder if angels and airwaves fans can tell when the songs change, or if it’s just on repeat?
